Funny sms

Agar Do Dil Hotey Seeney Main

Agar Do Dil Hotey Seeney Main,
To eik Main Sirf Tum hi Tum Hotein,
Aur Dosrey Main Terey Liye Meri Mohabbat..,
Agar Do Dimaag Hote Mere Sir Main,

To Aik Main Sirf Tumhari Tasweer Hoti,
Aur Dosrey Main Tumhara Tasawur..

Agar Do Zabaan Hoti Mere Mou Main,
To eik Pe Sirf Tumhara Zikar Hota,
Aur Dosrey Tumhara Naam Jhapti..

Kaash Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Ke,
Tum Bhi Do Hotein Jo eik Agar Inkaar Kerdeti,
To Dosri Ko To Pata Hi leta ,

shadi sms wishes

 

Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy
Q K
Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
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shaadi ke baad ki baat

 

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile

 

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.Smile

Inteligent man inteligent girl Friendship

Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage

romance is not the only element of life

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

What is Marriage?

 

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

 

New Year Love Messages

*;*;*;’I wish’*;*;*;
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:_:|_|””|_|APPY:_:
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:_:|_|””|_|APPY:_:
*¤ New Year ¤*
Allah Apko Es new year me Dair sari Khushiyan dey
*God Bless U *

“Mri” “DUA” ” hy” “k” “aap” “2014 “sal” “k” “12″ “mhine” “khush”
“rho” “52″ “hfte” “muskuråte” “rho” “365 “din” “ap “pr” “Allah”
“mhrban”rhe” “8760 “ghnty” “qismt”ap”ka” 7 “de” “525600″
“minuts” “kamyabi ap”k “qdm” “chume or”31536000″
“seconds”mri” “DuA”ap”k” sath”rhey. AMEEN Happy new year 2014..

My Lips Desire To Kiss You,
My Eyes Desire To See You,
My Hands Desire To Touch You,
Every Part Of Me Desires You,
Perhaps Because I Was Created Just For You!
Wish U A Happy New Year Darling.

NEW YEAR GIRALFRIEND SMS

All my life I have searched but I never found someone

who is so perfect for me. You make my life complete.

With you I need not worry about the future because,

as long as I have you by my side,

I know the future will only be a pleasant surprise.

I love you My Dear and Im Wishing U Very Special Happy New Year.

 

Rose Day Advice For All Lovers ….
Yellow roses indicate frndship & freedom
so dont snd dem if ur intentions r romantic & long lasting.
Yellow roses r also appropriate 4 sending congratulations 2 newlyweds,
graduates…
Texans….
& new mothers.